Funny stuff

This is an extract from the diary of a BMW driver: "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which ...

How to describe your golf shot:- An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker An Arthur Scargill - great strike but a poor result A Rodney...

Why did the chicken cross the road? JERRY FALWELL Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain trut...

Not for the squeamish...these are all true stories from Emergency Rooms in the USA: FEMALE SOFA A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined i...

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity...

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary: * 8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing! * 9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing! * 9:40 am - A walk in...